Pumping Iron

My life has been turned inside out and upsidaisium

Since she started jogging

Then straight to the gymnasium

Bright and early, she is pressing up and pressing down

Humping weights and pumping iron

Trying everything to keep her fit

No metal fatigue for this femme fatale

Ma petite blonde doyenne is all muscle and tone

Bustle and bone, ripped and ready for a fight

Taekwondo queen she kicks out like a mule

Sweet punchbag pugilist

Then homeward bound to her sparring partner

Who has been waiting all alone on the couch with his phone

Comfort eating crisps and drinking lager